Nicole, the attractive blonde skier, continues her adventures in online dating. She has conversed with a Ginger online about her “great toosh” and exchanged other flirty, funny comments. To further entice her pursuant suitor, Nicole sends an email to Joseph (or whatever his name really is) hinting about an upcoming “purposeful” meeting. When Nicole then goes to check on Joey’s profile, he has since deleted it from the site.
[Cut to the country bar]
At a high top table with a pitcher of Premium in hand, Nicole turns to Austin, the other attractive blonde skier, and says, “Don’t make yourself available. It’s not worth it.” She then turns to Justine, the cute blonde snowboarder, and says, “Looks like it’s my turn to … and I got dumped … by someone I never even met.” Finally, Nicole looks to Emily, the dark haired beauty, and says, “Still interested?” Suddenly, Nicole is beckoned to the microphone where she proceeds to sing/scream with all her heart Avril Lavigne’s “Happy Ending” followed by (and I think this goes without saying) a standing ovation.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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